TV  WAVs


            32dohs.wav        Homer Simpson from the Simpsons having a fit. (174KB)

            aint.wav            Daffy Duck screaming, "I ain't no bunny rabbit!" (25KB)

           apulive.wav        The store clerk (Apu) from the Simpsons, "I don't want to live anymore." (17KB)

            archie.wav        Archie Bunker from All In The Family, "Geez, I can hardly wait." (34KB)

           awwcrap.wav     Homer Simpson from the Simpsons, "Aww crap!" (14KB)

            badday.wav    Funny clip taken from Married With Children. (57KB)

BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD  WAVs  [not intended for children]

            bigidea.wav        Cartoon clip- Foghorn Leghorn exclaiming, "What's the big idea?" (23KB)

    bugshbkn.wav        Cartoon clip- Bugs Bunny: "Hoboken? Ooh, I'm dyin' again!" (31KB)

            bugsppl.wav        From a Bugs Bunny episode, "People! Augggh!!!" (36KB)

            buzzer.wav        Famous buzzer sound taken from Family Feud. (15KB)

THREE STOOGES  WAVs

            conjnctn.wav        Taken from an old ABC Saturday Morning classic, "Conjunction Junction, what's your function?" (40KB)

            crock.wav        Dick from 3rd Rock From The Sun, "Peace on Earth, good will toward men. What a crock!" (31KB)

            decency.wav    Bulldog from the show Frasier, "I have no sense of decency...that way my other senses are enhanced." (70KB)

            dontcare.wav        George Costanza from Seinfeld, "We don't care, and it shows!" (19KB)

            doughboy.wav    Mimi from The Drew Carey Show, "Bite me, doughboy!" (15KB)

            dummyup.wav    Archie Bunker from All In The Family, "All of yas, dummy up!" (15KB)

           elmrfudd.wav   Cartoon clip- Elmer Fudd, "There's something scwuwwy awound here." (28KB)

            festivus.wav        Mr. Costanza from Seinfeld, "A festivus for the rest of us!" (48KB)

            fired.wav   Cartoon clip- George Jetson's boss, Spacely Sprockets "You're fired!!!" (48KB)

            frasier.wav        Frasier Crane from the popular show Cheers, "Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?" (31KB)

            futile.wav           Jean-Luc Picard from Star Trek The Next Generation, "Resistance is futile." (31KB)

            george.wav        George Costanza from Seinfeld, "Amazing...I drive them to lesbianism and he brings 'em back." (41KB)

            getugly.wav        Drew from The Drew Carey Show, "Like the doctor said the day you were born, 'It's gonna get ugly.'" (34KB)

            giddyup.wav        Kramer from Seinfeld, "Giddy-up!" (16KB)

            grits.wav        Flo from the classic TV show Alice, "Kiss my grits!!" (13KB)

            henglish.wav        Homer Simpson from the Simpsons, "I no speak English". (32KB)

            homer.wav        Homer Simpson from the Simpsons, "Doh!" (17KB)

            howudoin.wav    Joey from Friends with his signature line, "Hey, how you doin'?" (51KB)

            iggy.wav            Jim Ignitowski from Taxi, "Who was I thinking of?" (30KB)

            jane.wav            Saturday Night Live-  Dan Akroyd, "Jane, you ignorant slut!" (15KB)

            joebeer.wav        A famous clip from Norm Peterson (Cheers) as he sits down to have a beer. (50KB)

            knowwell.wav        Bugs Bunny says, "He don't know me very well, do he?" (15KB)

            kramer.wav        Kramer from Seinfeld, "I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!" (149KB)

            ladeda.wav        Chris Farley from Saturday Night Live, "Well la-de-frickin'-da!" (81KB)

            lmbrjack.wav    Jenny McCarthy from MTV, "Someone call a lumberjack, we've got wood." (59KB)

            marvlous.wav       Billy Crystal from Saturday Night Live, "You look marvelous." (23KB)

            mcmahon.wav    Phil Hartman imitating Ed McMahon on Saturday Night Live, "You are correct, sir!" (15KB)

            meathead.wav    Archie Bunker from All In The Family, "You are a meathead!" (36KB)

            mrwalter.wav        Clip from the end of Taxi re-runs, "Good night Mr. Walters!" (62KB)

            noribs.wav        Lionel Jefferson from All In The Family, "No ribs? Lord Almighty, what is we gonna do?" (49KB)

            norm1.wav        Norm Peterson from Cheers, "Women...you can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts!" (41KB)

            norm2.wav        Norm Peterson from Cheers, "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearin' Milk Bone underwear!" (55KB)

            nuts2you.wav    Archie Bunker from All In The Family, "Ahh, nuts to you!" (20KB)

            poppie.wav        Jerry Seinfeld from Seinfeld, "Poppie peed on my sofa!!" (40KB)

            rosco.wav    Rosco P. Coltrane from Dukes Of Hazzard, "Ooh, I love it, I love it!" (25KB)

            satan.wav       The Church Lady from Saturday Night Live, "Could it be...Satan??" (49KB)

            schlong.wav        The famous sound used in A Current Affair. (26KB)

            seinfeld.wav        Jerry Seinfeld from Seinfeld, "Well let's cut the bull, sister!" (18KB)

            serenity.wav        The Costanzas from Seinfeld, "Serenity now! Serenity now!" (56KB)

            shuttin.wav        From a Bugs Bunny cartoon, "Shut up, shuttin' up!" (10KB)

            shutup.wav            Archie Bunker from All In The Family, "Ahh, shut the hell up!" (14KB)

            situbu.wav        Popular clip from the end of old Family Ties re-runs, "Sit Boo-Boo, sit! Good dog." (23KB)

            songun.wav        Funny modification of Porky Pig trying to say, "Son of a gun." (84KB)

            special.wav   The Church Lady from Saturday Night Live, "Well isn't that special?" (31KB)

            spine.wav  Frasier Crane from Frasier, "I see you're still waiting on that spine donor." (47KB)

            stifle.wav        Archie Bunker from All In The Family, "Edith, will you stifle? Will you stifle?!" (29KB)

            stxstonz.wav        Archie Bunker from All In The Family, "Sticks and stones may break my bones.....!" (58KB)

            survey.wav        Richard Dawson from the game show Family Feud, "Survey said...!" with a buzzer.  (96KB)

            timallen.wav        Famous grunt by Tim Allen from Home Improvement. (20KB)

            waithug.wav        Dennis Finch from Just Shoot Me, "If you're waitin' for a hug, you might want to pack a lunch." (27KB)

            wb.wav            Welcome Back Kotter theme song snippet. (60KB)

    wsop.wav            ESPN's World Series of Poker theme song snippet. (90KB)

    yodeler.wav            Yodeler music sometimes heard on the game show The Price Is Right. (161KB)