MOVIE  WAVs


        acedonot.wav        Jim Carrey from Ace Ventura, "Do NOT go in there! Whoo!"  (84KB)

        acelaugh.wav        Jim Carrey's famous laugh from Ace Ventura  (12KB)

      acetrek.wav        Jim Carrey from Ace Ventura, "Just can't do it, Captain...I don't have the time!"  (41KB)

      alrighty.wav        Jim Carrey from Ace Ventura, "Alrighty then!"  (24KB)

      amphetim.wav        Lloyd Bridges from Airplane!, "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."  (28KB)

     asif.wav            Alicia Silverstone from Clueless, "As if!"  (48KB)

      bandcamp.wav       Alyson Hannigan from American Pie, "And one time, at band camp..."  (19KB)

     beaver.wav        Burgess Meredith from Grumpy Old Men, "Looks like Chuck's taking the ol' log to the beaver!"  (40KB)

      behave.wav        Mike Myers from Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery, "Oh behave!"  (38KB)

      booze.wav       Bill Paxton from Weird Science, "The boozehounds return!"  (21KB)

      chacha.wav       Steve Carell from Bruce Almighty, "I do the Cha-Cha like a sissy girl."  (36KB)

      chicken.wav        Hilarious clip!!  Taken from the Young Guns movie, "Did you see the size of that chicken?"  (32KB)

     cornflak.wav        Ronny Cox from Total Recall, "I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes."  (71KB)

        crazy.wav       Jack Nicholson from As Good As It Gets, "Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here."  (39KB)

      crying.wav       Tom Hanks from A League Of Their Own, "There's no crying in baseball!"  (29KB)

     dblact.wav            Mel Gibson from the Lethal Weapon series, "No, I'm chaos and he's mayhem...we're a double act."  (26KB)

      deaf.wav       Harrison Ford from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, "Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?"  (35KB)

      detector.wav        Bruce Willis from Die Hard 2, "What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?"  (49KB)

      divorce.wav       Arnold Schwarzenegger from Total Recall, "Consider that a divorce."  (29KB)

  dontbsme.wav   Arnold Schwarzenegger from Total Recall, "C'mon...don't bullshit me."  (17KB)

      drvthru.wav        Real hilarious clip from Lethal Weapon 2. Involves Joe Pesci ranting and raving about drive-thrus. Rated R, however.  (206KB)

  enema.wav    Jack Nicholson as the Joker from Batman, "This town needs an enema!"  (10KB)

      entertai.wav        Russell Crowe from Gladiator, "Are you not entertained?!"  (62KB)

      eroneous.wav       Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers, "Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous on both counts!"  (43KB)

      europe.wav       Tom Cruise from War Of The Worlds, "No Robbie, not like Europe!"  (81KB)

      excelent.wav        Clip taken from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, "Excellent!"  (11KB)

      expect.wav        One of the most famous quotes from the James Bond series.  From Goldfinger: "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"  (100KB)

      failure.wav        Famous clip from Cool Hand Luke, "What we've got here is...failure to communicate."  (111KB)

      famous.wav        Emilio Estevez from the Young Guns series, "Yoo-hoo!  I'll make ya famous."  (37KB)

      favor.wav        Walter Matthau from Grumpy Old Men, "Why don't you do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head and swallow!"  (52KB)

      feelthat.wav        Jim Carrey from Ace Ventura, "Yes! Oh yes! Can you feel that buddy? Huh? Huh? Huh?"  (69KB)

      finger.wav       Robert Stack from Airplane!, "Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been."  (59KB)

      france.wav       Steve Carell from Bruce Almighty, "In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France!"  (86KB)

      francis.wav        Funny line from Stripes, "Any you guys call me Francis...and I'll kill you."  (45KB)

      givedamn.wav        One of the all-time favorite lines from Gone With The Wind, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."  (47KB)

      goahead.wav        Clint Eastwood's signature line from the Dirty Harry series, "Go ahead...make my day."  (32KB)

      goinon.wav        From the James Bond movie Live And Let Die, "What the hell is goin' on?!"  (34KB)

      goodmo.wav        Robin Williams from Good Morning, Vietnam, "Good morning, Vietnam!!"  (47KB)

      groovy.wav        Mike Myers from Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery, "Oh, groovy baby!"  (26KB)

      hopper.wav        Dennis Hopper from Speed, "Do not attempt to grow a brain!"  (27KB)

      hurl.wav            Dana Carvey from Wayne's World, "I think I'm gonna hurl!"  (19KB)

      igonutz.wav        Mel Gibson from Lethal Weapon 2, "I'm surprised you haven't heard about me. You know, I've got a bad reputation...sometimes I just go nuts like now."  (121KB)

      ilbeback.wav        Arnold Schwarzenegger from Terminator, "I'll be back."  (12KB)

      invincbl.wav        From the James Bond movie Goldeneye, "I am invincible!"  (36KB)

      jaws.wav        The eerie tune that lets you know that the shark is coming in Jaws  (57KB)

      johnny.wav        Jack Nicholson from The Shining, "Here's Johnny!"  (33KB)

      kansas.wav        The famous line from Wizard Of Oz, "Toto, I have the feeling we're not in Kansas anymore".  (50KB)

      killtime.wav        Jim Carrey from The Mask, "I was just killin' time."  (31KB)

      kmartsux.wav       Dustin Hoffman from Rain Man, "K-Mart sucks."  (13KB)

      knowwill.wav        From Raiders Of The Lost Ark, "I'll tell you everything!" "Yes...I know you will."  (149KB)

      lavista.wav        Arnold Schwarzenegger from Terminator 2, "Hasta la vista, baby."  (39KB)

      letsrock.wav        Jim Carrey from The Mask, "Let's rock this joint!"  (52KB)

      litenup.wav        Funny line from Stripes, "Lighten up, Francis."  (25KB)

      litlgirl.wav       Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers, "Stop crying like a little girl."  (17KB)

      madhell.wav       Peter Finch from Network, "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this any more!"  (41KB)

      marcia.wav       Jennifer Elise Cox from The Brady Bunch Movie, "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"  (19KB)

      mattress.wav       Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers, "It could have been the soft mattress or it could have been the midnight rape."  (71KB)

     milkshak.wav      Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood, "I drink your milkshake! [slurping sound] I drink it up!"  (169KB)

      mmmhmm.wav    Billy Bob Thornton's character from Sling Blade makes this sound  (35KB)

      monkey.wav        Mike Myers from Wayne's World, "Yah...and monkeys might fly out of my butt."  (26KB)

      motrboat.wav       Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers, "You motorboatin' son-of-a-bitch, you old sailor, you!"  (80KB)

     narley.wav        Sean Penn from Fast Times At Ridgemont High, "Oh, narley!!"  (22KB)

      nasty.wav        From the James Bond movie Octopussy, "You have a nasty habit of surviving!"  (83KB)

     niceday.wav        Kevin Spacey from American Beauty, "Have a nice day."  (22KB)

     normal.wav        From the James Bond movie The World Is Not Enough, "Can't you just say hello, like a normal person?"  (79KB)

   notwrthy.wav    Dana Carvey from Wayne's World, "I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!"  (67KB)

     noway.wav        Mike Myers from Wayne's World, "No way!"  (21KB)

     numnuts.wav        Lee Ermey (the drill instructor) from Full Metal Jacket, "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!"  (39KB)

     ondope.wav        Ray Walston from Fast Times At Ridgemont High, "What are you people, on dope?!"  (50KB)

     party.wav            Jim Carrey from The Mask, "It's party time!"  (43KB)

   plantdie.wav     Bill Murray from Stripes, "You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!"  (31KB)

      pony.wav        Burgess Meredith from Grumpy Old Men, "Looks like Chuck's takin' a ride on the Wild Baloney Pony!"  (51KB)

      popquiz.wav        Dennis Hopper from Speed, "Pop quiz, hotshot!"  (18KB)

      price.wav            Adam Sandler from Happy Gilmore, "The price is wrong, bitch!"  (23KB)

      problem.wav        Tom Hanks from Apollo 13, "Houston, we have a problem."  (26KB)

      problems.wav       Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers, "Why don't you try gettin' jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems? Jackass!"  (63KB)

      pulpfix.wav        Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction, "Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"  (29KB)

      randy.wav       Mike Myers from the Austin Powers movies, "Very randy!"  (15KB)

      realgood.wav       Jim Carrey from The Mask, "You were good, kid, real good. But as long as I'm around you'll always be second-best, see?"  (57KB)

      reason.wav        Funny clip by Jack Nicholson from As Good As It Gets.  He's explaining how he can write women so well.  (78KB)

      shirley.wav        Dialog taken from Airplane!. Leslie Nielson's character thinks that Robert Hays is calling him Shirley.  (42KB)

      shutmout.wav       Rebecca DeMornay from Wedding Crashers, "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"  (25KB)

      smiter.wav        Jim Carrey from Bruce Almighty, "Smite me, oh mighty smiter!"  (43KB)

      smokin.wav        Jim Carrey from The Mask, "Ssssmmokin'!"  (49KB)

     snivling.wav      Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood, "Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense!"  (93KB)

      sorydave.wav       H.A.L. from 2001: A Space Odyssey, "I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."  (30KB)

      sprinkle.wav       Tommy Lee Jones from The Fugitive, "Well think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate donut with some of those little sprinkles on top, will ya?"  (69KB)

   sobsht.wav     Foreign student from Stripes with the only phrase he knows. Rated PG-13.  (23KB)

      spicy.wav        Jim Carrey from The Mask, "That's a spicy meatball!"  (35KB)

      sptblood.wav       Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers, "Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood?"  (33KB)

      stopme.wav        Jim Carrey from The Mask, "Oooh! Somebody stop me!"  (94KB)

      swallow.wav        Bruce Campbell from Evil Dead 2, "Swallow this!"  (11KB)

      toast.wav        Clip taken from Die Hard, "Oh my God, the quarterback is toast!"  (31KB)

      tongue.wav       From Blazing Saddles, "You use your tongue prettier than a 20-dollar whore."  (36KB)

      trdbrain.wav       Bill Paxton from Weird Science, "Good morning, turdbrain!"  (18KB)

      truth.wav        Jack Nicholson from A Few Good Men, "You can't handle the truth!"  (21KB)

      tumor.wav        Arnold Schwarzenegger from Kindergarten Cop, "It's not a tumor!"  (23KB)

      tunatown.wav        Burgess Meredith from Grumpy Old Men, "Yeah, looks like Chuck's takin' the skinboat to Tunatown!"  (55KB)

      ublewit.wav            Robert DeNiro from Copland, "You blew it!! You blew it!"  (31KB)

     whatprob.wav        Sean Penn from Fast Times At Ridgemont High, "Hey bud, what's your problem?"  (17KB)

   wheee.wav       John Travolta from Face/Off, "Wheee! Ha ha! What a predicament!"  (32KB)

     whipout.wav        Classic sound byte from Blazing Saddles: "'Scuse me while I whip this out."  (42KB)

     wrong.wav        Bill Murray from Stripes, "There's something wrong with us...something very, very wrong with us!"  (48KB)

     yeahbaby.wav        Mike Myers from Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery, "Yeah, baby!"  (14KB)